Dear catalytic converter…. I loved you because I passed emissions with a larger displacement swap…. I’m sorry that I abused you…. I’m sorry for the 6700 rpm ignition cut launch control. I’m sorry for the 7500rpm flat shifts that shoved fireballs through you. Without you my car will roam around destroying trees and depleting the ozone layer…
-ode to my 4 month old cat.
In your absence I will richen my launch control and retard the timing so I can soot the front of the car that’s riding my ass in stop and go traffic.
Why does this have 80 notes LOL